The Green Greenery of Feifell is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Buddy Bloom with a fair hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.331 billion Fei hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spring Court. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fei economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Silver Mindis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,220 Silver Mindis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government loves seeing the little people fight, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Feifell's national animal is the Killer Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fronkism.

Feifell is ranked 244,335^th in the world and 1,808^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.