The Retired from TNP of Madjack is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 18.324 billion Madjackians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Madjackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion randoms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,136 randoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madjack's national animal is the random, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Madjack is ranked 252,168^th in the world and 6,056^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.