The Retired from TNP of Madjack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 20.894 billion Madjackians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Madjackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion randoms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,535 randoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, and doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madjack's national animal is the random, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Madjack is ranked 26,348^th in the world and 779^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 40.38 Atheism Rate.