The Council of FJK Rants is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.14 billion FJK Rantsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Healthcare not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving FJK Rantsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,644 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 73,165 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

FJK Rants is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. FJK Rants's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

FJK Rants is ranked 41,565^th in the world and 8^th in Atlantis for Fattest Citizens, with 14.44 Obesity Rate.