The British Empire of Fluminesedes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mark Gordon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.444 billion Fluminesedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluminesedian economy, worth 570 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,607 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, Prime Minister Mark Gordon reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, government spending has hit an all-time low, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluminesedes's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Fluminesedes is ranked 259,414^th in the world and 710^th in Council of Asia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.