The Federation of Fortskand is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sergio o mellor with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.82 billion sirvientes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masaricos. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fortskandian economy, worth 802 trillion cupcakkes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,670 cupcakkes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Fortskandian language, the nation excels at displacement, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and on-duty Air Fortskand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortskand's national animal is the las tukus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fortskand is ranked 20,696^th in the world and 1,485^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.17 law-abiding acts per hour.