The Matriarchy of Foxili Conahic is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 103 million Foxilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Foxilian economy, worth 2.58 trillion tiny plastic hands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 25,084 tiny plastic hands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxili Conahic's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Foxili Conahic is ranked 13,957^th in the world and 72^nd in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring 87.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.