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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,614thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,490th
The Bi-pin Lamp Standard of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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G9

Population19.417 billion

CurrencyLumen
AnimalElectron

The Bi-pin Lamp Standard of G9 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.417 billion G9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient G9ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,847 trillion Lumens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,652 Lumens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. G9's national animal is the Electron, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

G9 is ranked 288,716th in the world and 3rd in the Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,614thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,490thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,503rdLargest Black Market: 10,071stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,312thHighest Economic Output: 10,355thMost Patriotic: 13,199thMost Conservative: 13,999thMost Developed: 14,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,339thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 17,376thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,550thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,860thMost Authoritarian: 18,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,984thMost Inclusive: 20,179thLargest Populations: 20,239thLargest Governments: 20,780thMost Efficient Economies: 25,317thMost Devout: 27,184thHighest Average Incomes: 27,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 29,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,395thSmartest Citizens: 31,251st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in G9, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : G9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, 'Electronnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
  • : Following new legislation in G9, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.

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