The Republic of Galatoria is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.255 billion Galatocrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Galatorian economy, worth 293 trillion Dynars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,043 Dynars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Galatoria's national animal is the Leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Galatoria is ranked 66,245^th in the world and 2,294^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,721.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.