The Republic of Garbelia 63 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.378 billion Garbelia 63ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Garbelia 63ian economy, worth 49.6 trillion florins a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,012 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garbelia 63's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Garbelia 63 is ranked 180,975^th in the world and 8,029^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.