Population | 18.487 billion |
Capital | New Bakery |
Leader | Party Buns |
Faith | The Great Bun in the Sky |
Currency | Buttered Rolls |
Animal | Garlic Knot |
The Bakery of Gender rolls is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Party Buns with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.487 billion Gender Rollsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bakery. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gender rollsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,364 trillion Buttered Rolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,084 Buttered Rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Gender rolls's national animal is the Garlic Knot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Great Bun in the Sky.
Gender rolls is ranked 290,754th in the world and 131st in Gay for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.19 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gender rolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Gender rolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Gender rolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Developed.
- : Gender rolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Gender rolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Gender rolls endorsed The Theocracy of Xatu the Great.
- : Gender rolls lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
- : Gender rolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Gender rolls voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, a passport is literally priceless.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Aleixandria, Zephron-Siparun, Tosler, Western Weassey, Duodez, Genesis Fifteen, Ubani, Lysheim, Armillia, Cachard Calia, Amersmark, Slandsningeor, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Hijjma, and Etorsia.