The Republic of Gepamo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consul Simba and Consul George with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.194 billion Gepamons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moralesia. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The powerhouse Gepamoan economy, worth 98.7 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,641 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", and Gepamo Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gepamo's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is None.

Gepamo is ranked 163,058^th in the world and 442^nd in Carcassonne for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 232.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.