The Constitutional Triarchy of Roighelm is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Stimmevolkes Martin Brune with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.52 billion Roigens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erwigenstadt. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roigen economy, worth 956 trillion pounds a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,249 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roighelm's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roighelm is ranked 5,131^st in the world and 24^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 128.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.