The Socio-Utilitarian Democracy of Ulyde is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jeuna Netasdot with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.69 billion Ulydians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onvart. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ulydian economy, worth 441 trillion Yurens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,553 Yurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ulyde's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Ulyde is ranked 17,067^th in the world and 88^th in Carcassonne for Nicest Citizens, with 24.05 average smiles per day.