The Sudeten German Federation of German Moravia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Gertrude Linke with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.837 billion German Moravians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brünn. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 3,074 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,219 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Worship days have replaced sick days, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Moravia's national animal is the Flamethrower, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

German Moravia is ranked 5,762^nd in the world and 12^th in Thaecia for Nicest Citizens, with 42.83 average smiles per day.