The Republic of Goame is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by 🎖️ Ladato Sira with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.438 billion Goamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏛️ Idhil. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Goamian economy, worth 324 trillion 💵 Feroans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,392 💵 Feroans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, worship days have replaced sick days, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goame's national animal is the 🕊️ Pakaku, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ✝️ Goami Christians.

Goame is ranked 17,960^th in the world and 32^nd in Thaecia for Nicest Citizens, with 23.56 average smiles per day.