The Corpo-Synarchist Federation of Gibbervoln is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gærléogyeth Fyīkorstein with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.456 billion Gibbervolnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The SCLCG legislation of VülchKroeinår. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gibbervolnian economy, worth 565 trillion Daemcrogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 230,411 Daemcrogs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 894,460 per year while the poor average 40,630, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gibbervoln's national animal is the Cockentrice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism and State-Loyalty.

Gibbervoln is ranked 313,381^st in the world and 86^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -12.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.