The Explosives Non-Expert of Goleornacha is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by me with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.875 billion Goleorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tu'i Bay Government Region. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Goleoran economy, worth 372 trillion Farthings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 96,141 Farthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goleornacha's national animal is the Agorse Tunnel Crab and Pukekos and its national religion is they worship me cus i'm so awesome.

Goleornacha is ranked 129,759^th in the world and 94^th in Corsair for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 548.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.