The State of Hai Dao is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Giang Anh Dũng with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.613 billion Haidaoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sông Hòa Ổn. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Haidaoan economy, worth 336 trillion bạcs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,960 bạcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Giang Anh Dũng to meetings with foreign heads of state, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hai Dao's national animal is the heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hai Dao is ranked 308,623^rd in the world and 224^th in Wintreath for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.