The 🅱️👉🫠😐🤷♂️✔️👈😋🅱️💥🪑 of Zalann is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Me when I first saw my classification with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.17 billion Zalannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akirb. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalannian economy, worth 684 trillion Mini Mints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,124 Mini Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and Me when I first saw my classification is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Zalann has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalann's national animal is the Mini Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amperism.

Zalann is ranked 78,744^th in the world and 43^rd in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,751.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.