The 🅱️👉🫠😐🤷♂️✔️👈😋🅱️💥🪑 of Zalann is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Me when I first saw my classification with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.255 billion Zalannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akirb. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalannian economy, worth 698 trillion Mini Mints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,210 Mini Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalann's national animal is the Mini Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amperism.

Zalann is ranked 3,984^th in the world and 12^th in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 132.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.