The Doom-Tree of Harndon is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spokesperson Kariva Ulav with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.542 billion Harndonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quechkhonia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Harndonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,405 trillion Monals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,661 Monals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the official Harndonian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harndon's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Harndon is ranked 1,041^st in the world and 10^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 137.58 on the Kitten Softness Rating.