The Happy Friends of Hypnoclan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.504 billion Hypnoclanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hypnoclanian economy, worth 82.1 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,556 Hypnobucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 3,578^th in the world and 181^st in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.52 percentage of bribes refused.