The Commonwealth of Hypnoclan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.373 billion Hypnoclanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hypnoclanian economy, worth 67.6 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,208 Hypnobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and HypnoticOcelot is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 31,140^th in the world and 1,689^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,514.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.