The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Paweł Piątek with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.913 billion Inner Albanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion leks a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,278 leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Autocrats are persona non grata, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Paweł Piątek holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, and pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 310,498^th in the world and 237^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -31.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.