The Federation of Intellectual Federation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zin van Epsilon with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.29 billion Intellectual Federationists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epsilon City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Intellectual Federationian economy, worth 551 trillion World Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,212 World Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and the media seems excessively interested in what Zin van Epsilon is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intellectual Federation's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Intellectual Federation is ranked 161,112^th in the world and 96^th in Philosophers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 452.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.