The State of Israelli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PM David Ben-Gurion with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.549 billion Israelis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Israellian economy, worth 780 trillion Israeli Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,637 Israeli Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,019 per year while the poor average 11,756, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Israelli has designated Jerusalem as its capital city, PM David Ben-Gurion has just been declared ruler of Israelli in an international press conference, Judaism has been named as Israelli's national religion, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Israelli's national animal is the Hoopoe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israelli is ranked 234,350^th in the world and 343^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.49 law-abiding acts per hour.