The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad E1 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.118 billion J o Jian Capture Squad E1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad E1ian economy, worth 537 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,972 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in J o Jian Capture Squad E1' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad E1's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad E1 is ranked 55,183^rd in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Greater Austria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,721.8 Standard Monetary Units.