The Federated Republic of Jaeznindia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Davi Santos II with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.516 billion Jaeznindians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Brançao. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong Jaeznindian economy, worth 344 trillion reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,468 reais, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jaeznindia has designated São Brançao as its capital city, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, King Davi Santos II has just been declared ruler of Jaeznindia in an international press conference, and Various has been named as Jaeznindia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jaeznindia's national animal is the great white shark and its national religion is Various.

Jaeznindia is ranked 125,016^th in the world and 11^th in Shalibvia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 82.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.