The República Popular of Jaika is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.513 billion Txaiks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civitas Popularis ex Jaika. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Xaik economy, worth 267 trillion Pecetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,449 Pecetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader. Crime is totally unknown. Jaika's national animal is the linx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaika is ranked 174,917^th in the world and 610^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 141.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.