The Sultanate of Jamnagar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Datuk Cho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.922 billion Jamnagarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yut Sau Shan. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamnagarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion Thals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,011 Thals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines usually include p-values, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jamnagar's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Jamnagar is ranked 1,533^rd in the world and 36^th in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 308.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.