The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.345 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jeebiesian economy, worth 158 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,811 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Jeebies as a reminder of their "special relationship", and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 27,357^th in the world and 118^th in Carcassonne for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.