The Constitutional Monarchy of Kafrad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Alexis II Komnenos with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 16.824 billion Kafradians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kafrad. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kafradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,262 trillion Kafrad Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,471 Kafrad Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and janitors and interns go on luxury retreats while the desks are cleared by the C-Suite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafrad's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Cafradic Church.

Kafrad is ranked 33,945^th in the world and 1,195^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 134,471.59 Standard Monetary Units.