The Empire of Kashakstan empire is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10 million Kashakstan empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Kashakstan empirean economy, worth 186 billion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,642 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, worship days have replaced sick days, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashakstan empire's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kashakstan empire is ranked 127,029^th in the world and 151^st in Wintreath for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 589.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.