The Socialist Republic of Keaparity is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.673 billion Keaparityians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revachol. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Keaparityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Keaparityian marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,298 Keaparityian marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keaparity's national animal is the Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keaparity is ranked 5,011^th in the world and 113^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,343.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.