The Federal Republic of Kemonomica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hokuao Kaai with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.668 billion Honulites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothenake. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kemonomican economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion Perls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,248 Perls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, and nation-building is the new national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kemonomica's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No Religion.

Kemonomica is ranked 4,356^th in the world and 2^nd in The Hole To Hide In for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,907.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.