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Largest Retail Industry: 3,528thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,307thMost Armed: 4,399th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Kesho Pamoja
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kesho

Population2.475 billion

CapitalKandal
LeaderHis Lordship Marlow

Currencyfranc
Animalfalcon

The Kingdom of Kesho is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Lordship Marlow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.475 billion Keshoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kandal. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keshoan economy, worth 508 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,346 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, stocks go up when the internet says so, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kesho's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kesho is ranked 170,413th in the world and 369th in Communitas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 261.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,528thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,307thMost Armed: 4,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,705thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,746thMost Secular: 9,141stHighest Average Incomes: 10,426thMost Patriotic: 10,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,161stMost Efficient Economies: 11,399thMost Influential: 11,923rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,826thMost Cultured: 14,261stMost Developed: 15,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,331stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,722ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,812thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,806thSmartest Citizens: 18,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,074thLargest Black Market: 23,936thLargest Governments: 24,404thHighest Food Quality: 25,423rd
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionNudest: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kesho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, stocks go up when the internet says so.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Kesho endorsed The United Socialist States of North Saldezia.
  • : Kesho was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Saldezia.
  • : Kesho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Developed, and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kesho adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "".

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