The Republic of Kielus is a very large, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 326 million Kielans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The all-consuming Kielusian economy, worth 32.4 trillion Oyras a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,238 Oyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. Kielus's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kielus is ranked 103,793^rd in the world and 88^th in Eladria for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,745.5 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.