The Republic of Kielus is a large, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic population of 151 million Kielans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The powerhouse Kielusian economy, worth 13.5 trillion Oyras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 89,359 Oyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Kielusian ambassadors, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kielus's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kielus is ranked 161,467^th in the world and 118^th in Eladria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 462.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.