The Republic of Killiani is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The President with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.956 billion Killianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragil. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killianian economy, worth 234 trillion Wilms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,029 Wilms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Killiani to be bombproof, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Killianians, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killiani's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killiani is ranked 265,247^th in the world and 203^rd in The League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.