The Catdom of Kukinalia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.231 billion Kukinalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kukinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Whiskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,266 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Kukinalia is ranked 189,222^nd in the world and 76^th in Portugal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 184.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.