The Kingdom of Kumajoe is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 522 million Kumajoeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akilius. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.

The powerhouse Kumajoean economy, worth 38.3 trillion KuJo¥s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,354 KuJo¥s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kumajoe's national animal is the AKITA INU, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kumajoe is ranked 40,880^th in the world and 87^th in Christians for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,309.79 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.