The Community of Lambertville is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.08 billion Lambertvilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lambertvillean economy, worth 45.2 trillion skirts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,843 skirts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambertville's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambertville is ranked 266,704^th in the world and 626^th in Horizon for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 660.6 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.