The Republic of Legonica is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.406 billion Legonicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 6,317 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 362,933 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legonican scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, every workday begins with group therapy, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 7,362^nd in the world and 174^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.43 law-abiding acts per hour.