The Republic of Legonica is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.753 billion Legonicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 9,346 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 410,786 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Bay City's playgrounds, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 10,257^th in the world and 147^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.08 law-abiding acts per hour.