by Max Barry

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Pierconium was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 282
Largest Populations: 2,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,250th
The Emeritus Augustus Pacificus of
Father Knows Best State
He's just this guy, you know?
Ivan Moldavi
Imperator Emeritus
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population28.255 billion

LeaderIvan Moldavi


The Emeritus Augustus Pacificus of Pierconium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan Moldavi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.255 billion Pacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stromholde. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pierconiumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion Denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 76,964 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pierconium's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the government is a law unto itself, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pierconium's national animal is the Drachul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moldavism.

Pierconium is ranked 217,183rd in the world and 5,731st in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Populations: 2,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,250thBest Weather: 3,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,409thMost Influential: 4,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,299thHighest Economic Output: 7,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,237thSafest: 9,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,789thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 17,365thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,912thLargest Governments: 18,462ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,235thMost Stationary: 22,538th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionSafest: 281st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 326th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452nd in the regionLargest Governments: 469th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 471st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 629th in the region

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