The Community of Liberal Crime is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.299 billion Liberal Crimeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Liberal Crimean economy, worth 769 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,751 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Liberal Crime's national animal is the danger noodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberal Crime is ranked 75,973^rd in the world and 364^th in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 9.30 billion capita.