The Queendom of Lodja is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.048 billion Lodjans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong Lodjan economy, worth 993 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,262 Shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,639 per year while the poor average 14,130, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, public nudity is compulsory, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lodja's national animal is the Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lodja is ranked 251,708^th in the world and 30^th in Independent Order for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.