The Republic of Loononia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.997 billion Loononians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loononian economy, worth 805 trillion Loons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,303 Loons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, calling dibs is an unalienable right, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Loononian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Loononia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loononia is ranked 50,011^th in the world and 58^th in The Social Liberal Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.29 law-abiding acts per hour.