The You are gonna get nuked of Lovateria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Theologos Vangelis III with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.97 billion Lovaterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alldron. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lovaterian economy, worth 641 trillion Solaires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,008 Solaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Lovateria's beaches, the horniness of the great-horned Dragon is considered a national priority, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovateria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Lovateria is ranked 9,314^th in the world and 85^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,808.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.