The Kingdom of Luso-Hispania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General León Carrera y Santana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.817 billion Luso-Hispanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. The average income tax rate is 55.8%.

The powerhouse Luso-Hispanic economy, worth 258 trillion pesetas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,629 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luso-Hispania's national animal is the Eagle of Saint John, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Luso-Hispania is ranked 257,738^th in the world and 28^th in THE SUPER POWERS for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.