The Democratic Republic of Lzu is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.76 billion Lzuans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Lzuan economy, worth 140 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,597 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lzu's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Lzu is ranked 110,338^th in the world and 934^th in Pacifism for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.