The People's Republic of Mauritiusss is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9 million Mauritians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Mauritiusssian economy, worth 551 billion Mauritian Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,267 Mauritian Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Mauritiusss are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauritiusss's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mauritiusss is ranked 106,024^th in the world and 47^th in Sancturia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,753.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.