The Apocalypse of GeodesicDragon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Herald Dawson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.817 billion Apocalyptians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geotopia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Apocalyptian economy, worth an astonishing 25,227 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 846,073 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and asylum seekers have voted GeodesicDragon as best layover destination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. GeodesicDragon's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Geotology.

GeodesicDragon is ranked 6,737^th in the world and 1^st in Sancturia for Largest Populations, with 29.8 billion capita.