The Kingdom of Misty Woods is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.092 billion Misty Woodsians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Misty Woodsian economy, worth 554 trillion Leaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 25,106 Leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is moderate. Misty Woods's national animal is the Buck.

Misty Woods is ranked 77,297^th in the world and 4,250^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,973.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.